Alex: I think you’re hot.
Piper: I think you’re pretty.
Sophia: I think you’re gorgeous.
Red: I think you’re awesome.
Suzanne: I want to be your friend.
Taystee: I think you’re funny.
Pennsatucky: I think you’re crazy.
Larry: I think you’re…
john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars
fuck attractive people
that’s the plan
Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes
((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun. Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))
thank you, history side of tumblr.
He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs.
Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera.
Thank you medical side of tumblr
I choked on my tea reading this
My Lolita dresses ☆彡 I love my dresses so much~